Parents always complaining about me never helping out around the house. I surprise them by making dinner. Dad goes out to his friends to get drunk and my mum and sister go to my cousins to watch some movie.
Now im left in my house eating dinner alone. GG nerds.
Tumblr was so much better when I was 16.
Also i loved how you asked me if i was a jerk hahahah
Anonymous asked: Holy shit you are such a jerk? She is so lucky you dumped her and she moved on woah