Parents always complaining about me never helping out around the house. I surprise them by making dinner. Dad goes out to his friends to get drunk and my mum and sister go to my cousins to watch some movie.

Now im left in my house eating dinner alone. GG nerds.

iwishiwasathomeplayingvideogames:

mfw people correcting this in the notes.

“I know this is a joke and all but grrrrrr it still upsets me :l”Zelda has a much larger fan base than it deserves

iwishiwasathomeplayingvideogames:


mfw people correcting this in the notes.

I know this is a joke and all but grrrrrr it still upsets me :l
Zelda has a much larger fan base than it deserves

My evil dog just decided my bed belonged to her and kept jumping all over me until i got up hahaha

My evil dog just decided my bed belonged to her and kept jumping all over me until i got up hahaha

zengraca:

death-by-lulz:

lobotomyfail:
The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

hate

zengraca:

death-by-lulz:

lobotomyfail:

The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

hate

(via my-little-chocolate-girl)

lorryjones:

Tumblr was so much better when I was 16.

circumcisions:

urbran:

oh, you’re home early.

circumcisions:

urbran:

oh, you’re home early.

(via placidfaces)

Also i loved how you asked me if i was a jerk hahahah

asker

Anonymous asked: Holy shit you are such a jerk? She is so lucky you dumped her and she moved on woah

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